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rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
  • "SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES

    virgo, actively seek balance.

    libra, trust these are the right decisions.

    scorpio, separate fact from feeling.

    sagittarius, remind yourself how you got this far.

    capricorn, it is a time of luck.

    aquarius, unpack your current fear.

    pisces, take on this challenge.

    aries, you will find a place to belong.

    taurus, let it happen.

    gemini, toast to self-acceptance.

    cancer, embrace the love around you.

    leo, you are safe here."
    SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

    first of all, as you might know, dogs

    paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday
    voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

    How to be your own bed

    actionables:

    twinking:

    step 1.

    image

    HANNES FOR FUCKS SAKE

    me.com

    asian:

    I love it when my driving instructor ask me questions like β€œare your eyes even open”

    youjustwaitandsee:

    i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left